You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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