No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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