Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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