So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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