question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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