The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
You can't motorboat a personality
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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