Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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