Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
