This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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