From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
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nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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