You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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