They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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