Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
He did a backflip because drugs
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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