He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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