We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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