D3 body, D1 cock
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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