He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Randomize
