Whod you bang
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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