shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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