Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Randomize
