Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
someone owes me an orgasm
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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