But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
So apparently I’m into choking now
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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