there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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