just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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