how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
