Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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