I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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