And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Randomize
