oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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