I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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