I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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