It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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