Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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