I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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