I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
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