North Korea, Best Korea!
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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