i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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