I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
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