well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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