so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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