I got chris browned last night
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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