i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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