It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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