I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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