You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
So vagazzling was a success
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