You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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