letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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