like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
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