About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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