Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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