Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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